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Total Medals Earned: 156 (From 50 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,455 Points

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Lucky Tower

Medals Earned: 6/12 (155/350 points)

Cheer Up Princess Pretty 10 Points

A simple hug will make her enjoy the jolly good world again.

Cutiepie! 10 Points

Get to know your new BFF.

Escape 50 Points

Leave the tower

Lady's Room 50 Points

You naughty punk!

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Piece Of Cake 25 Points

YUM

Dorks Corner 50 Points

Chill out in the funky room!

Manly Treasure 50 Points

Find the treasure.

Men's Room 50 Points

End it like a real man.

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N3rd Boy

Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/495 points)

Gawker 10 Points

Watch the Intro

Speedrunner 25 Points

First level in under 5 seconds

All Discs 50 Points

Collect all floppies

D3ath Boy 50 Points

Die 1000 times

Nyargh 100 Points

Slay the Nyan Cat

Our Hero 100 Points

Complete the game

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Nanobeast

Medals Earned: 1/27 (5/500 points)

First Blood 5 Points

Kill your first enemy

Bombardier 5 Points

Throw your first bomb

Enlightened 5 Points

Watch the credits until the end

Private 5 Points

Complete Chapter 1 on Normal difficulty

Airforce Specialist 10 Points

Complete Chapter 2 on Hard difficulty

Airman 10 Points

Complete Chapter 1 on Hard difficulty

Conscientious Objector 10 Points

Complete Chapter 2 without shooting

Corporal 10 Points

Complete Chapter 2 on Insane difficulty

Ensign 10 Points

Complete Chapter 3 on Insane difficulty

Kitty 10 Points

Acquire 9 lives

Master Sergeant 10 Points

Complete Chapter 3 on Hard difficulty

Millionaire 10 Points

Earn 1 million points

Officer 10 Points

Complete Chapter 2 on Normal difficulty

Pacifist 10 Points

Complete Chapter 1 without shooting

Senior Airman 10 Points

Complete Chapter 1 on Insane difficulty

Sergeant 10 Points

Complete Chapter 3 on Normal difficulty

Story Nerd 10 Points

Watch all 6 cutscenes without skipping

Air Force General 25 Points

Beat the game on Normal difficulty

Brigadier General 25 Points

Complete Chapter 5 on Insane difficulty

Captain 25 Points

Complete Chapter 4 on Insane difficulty

Colonel 25 Points

Complete Chapter 5 on Hard difficulty

Commander 25 Points

Complete Chapter 4 on Hard difficulty

Lieutenant 25 Points

Complete Chapter 4 on Normal difficulty

Major 25 Points

Complete Chapter 5 on Normal difficulty

Passive Resister 25 Points

Complete Chapter 3 without shooting

Space Admiral 50 Points

Beat the game on Hard difficulty

Intergalactic Admiral 100 Points

Beat the game on Insane difficulty

Ninja Painter

Medals Earned: 6/10 (105/430 points)

3 Stars 5 Points

Collect 3 Stars

5 Levels 5 Points

Complete 5 Levels

10 Levels 10 Points

Complete 10 Levels

10 Stars 10 Points

Collect 10 Stars

25 Stars 25 Points

Collect 25 Stars

50 Stars 50 Points

Collect 50 Stars

20 Levels 25 Points

Complete 20 Levels

30 Levels 100 Points

Complete 30 Levels

90 Stars 100 Points

Collect 90 Stars

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Paradox Embrace

Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/360 points)

Bridging the Gap 5 Points

Pass level 1

Withered Away 5 Points

Succumb to the clutches of death

Logically Delicious 25 Points

Pass level 6

Master of Mysteries 25 Points

Pass level 9

Naturally Talented 25 Points

Pass levels 1-3

Undeterred 25 Points

Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt

Demon Dodger 50 Points

Pass level 7 without getting hurt

Spacetime Traveler 50 Points

Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes

Speedy Runner 50 Points

Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes

Embracer of Paradoxes 100 Points

Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes

Plimpton's Video Falconry

Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/210 points)

Nerdist 10 Points

Get a delightful history lesson.

Celebration 25 Points

Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.

Cultural Literacy 25 Points

Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.

Shadow Box 25 Points

Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.

Victory 25 Points

Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.

Millennium Falcon 50 Points

Save the galaxy.

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Power Devour!

Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/210 points)

The 3d-Xelu Award 5 Points

Give up in the 2nd part

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Devourful 50 Points

Get a 50 combo

Powerful 50 Points

Get 5000+ points

Level Infinity 100 Points

Reach it (it's level 6)

REPLAYING :the game:

Medals Earned: 4/4 (250/250 points)

A Little Birdie Told Me. 25 Points

Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.

Bloodbath 25 Points

Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.

THE END 100 Points

Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.

Unlock-ness Monster 100 Points

Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Scarlet Stranger

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/155 points)

MED1 5 Points

Found a Bronze Key!

MED2 5 Points

Found a Silver Key!

MED3 5 Points

Found a Gold Key!

MED5 5 Points

Earn 50 Gold in the shop.

MED4 10 Points

Found the BOSS KEY!

MED6 25 Points

Earn 200 Gold in the shop.

MED7 25 Points

Earn 500 Gold in the shop.

MED8 25 Points

Beat Thrash!

MED9 50 Points

Rescue Hilda!

Score!

Medals Earned: 4/21 (30/380 points)

Quitter 5 Points

Only losers give up and go home alone.

Thirsty 5 Points

Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!

Cock Block 10 Points

Chicks before dicks.

Sleazebag 10 Points

Can anyone say... Date rape?

Deaf 5 Points

The sound of silence...

Frotteurism 5 Points

It's just too hard to resist...

Hospitalized 5 Points

Let's take this outside!

Rejection 5 Points

Love hurts.

Scooter Rooter 5 Points

Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.

The Flash 5 Points

Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!

Violence 5 Points

Put em up.

Alpha Male 10 Points

Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.

Beached As 10 Points

Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!

Booze Hound 10 Points

Drink til you drop.

Hungry 10 Points

They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!

Experimenting 25 Points

Proven to double your chances!

Multicultural 25 Points

Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!

True Gentleman 25 Points

Treat her like a lady.

2's Company 3's... 50 Points

...a hell of a good time!

Casanova 50 Points

There's clearly no one that you can't please!

Score! 100 Points

You are officially the master of scoring!